Episode 185: New Orleans’ Horror Mansion, Flying Hippos, & Whataburger Saves Houston

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Thunder Ann Pale Ale from Jackelope Brewing.

COURT NEWS (13:42): Kathleen shares news that Queen Stevie Nicks brought Harry Styles onstage at her London Hyde Park show, Taylor Swift finished the Italian leg of her ERAS Tour, Snoop Dogg is prepping to commentate the Paris Olympics, and Jelly Roll saved the day in Tampa by giving an impromptu concert when Morgan Wallen canceled his show at Raymond James Stadium.

TASTING MENU (0:55): Kathleen samples Hidden Valley Garlic Ranch Dressing, Lay’s Midwest Inspired Fried Dill Pickle Chips, and Dorito’s Nacho Cheese Flavored Smartfood popcorn.

UPDATES (17:05): Kathleen shares updates on Kevin Costner’s “Horizon” movie release, Yellowstone’s “Supermom” grizzly bear is spotted with 5 cubs, and protesters are squirting water at tourists in Barcelona to protest VRBO altering the city’s affordable housing market.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (34:50): Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of Zanoah, proving that Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (41:10): Kathleen shares articles on Mattress Mack’s generous support of Houston residents after Hurricane Beryl, Red Box is ceasing operations, a stegosaurus skeleton is going up for private auction, hundreds of Colombian soccer fans crash the gates at the Copa America final, Richard Simmons and Dr. Ruth passed away this week, Whataburger’s app helps Houston residents navigate power outages after Beryl, scientists discover that hippos can “fly,” a stegosaurus fossil could fetch $6M at Sotheby’s, convicted murderer Jodi Arias is selling paintings from prison, a mother cat brought her sick kitten to a human hospital, and New Orleans’ haunted LaLaurie Mansion is for sale.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING (1:18:00): Kathleen recommends listening to “Missing: Richard Simmons” wherever you get your podcasts.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.8	let's talk about what's been going on. termites. Welcome.
0:25.0	Welcome.
0:27.0	From Queen Stevie.
0:29.0	Queen Stevie made it to Hyde Park.
0:31.0	There didn't seem to be anything terribly wrong with her leg no
0:34.4	so welcome to episode 185. She brought out Harry's style like crazy. He's so
0:42.0	he's fine I don't really get who did how did he get famous?
0:46.0	One direction. One direction. Okay tell me one thing they say.
0:57.2	You can only dance to it see I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about her. I don't know about Harry Berry. So termites are so much going on. It's just amazing.
1:05.0	First of all, what are we drinking? This is a Thunder and Beer.
1:08.0	This is from Nashville, The Jackalope Brewing Company.
1:10.7	In honor of my dad, we're having a little jackalope brewery so
1:13.7	delicious and what are we gonna eat well we're gonna try some chips these are
1:18.9	Doritos not-cho cheese flavored popcorn not chip next one's a chip sorry.
1:24.0	I like it.
1:25.0	I like it.
1:27.0	Hmm.
1:30.0	You want that popcorn, don't you? I like that um simply what what's it called simple something popcorn
1:39.8	smart pop now this is okay I'd rather have white cheddar or something.
1:46.0	It doesn't really taste like nachos.
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