Hello, everyone, and welcome to yet another beautiful episode of the D program.

Today, we are coming back to you with the tried and true concept that exists absolutely nowhere else in no other show,

and that is reading the news and commenting on them.

Aplaz, applause.

Ooh, thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

We got a lot of interesting stuff, a lot of hope pill stuff, a lot of doom pill stuff for

you.

So stick around and let's explore the news feed and try and get some decent hot takes in.

You guys got hope pills?

I didn't get any hope pills.

Did you guys get hope pills?

Mine is almost, no, yeah, mine the first one at least is a hope pill.

And that is that somebody took Tesla behind the shed and popped one in his head.

And I'm talking about the corporation, not the lovely, brilliant.

I'm not going to say his ethnicity because they're going to fucking murder me.

This is the Balkans, Nikola Tesla.

You know, the ultimate no edge kink, as apparently he did a little snip, snip on his thing

Because he wanted to be on the grind sets so much

He was like, I'm too horny

I should not think about anything except

Literally inventing life

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