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Welcome everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's called a coffee with

Scott Adams. It's the best thing that's ever happened to you in your whole damn life.

And oh my god, my phone just stopped working. What is going on? Holy cow. Really? My

phone just blew up. All right, I'm going to play something for you in a minute, but I

got to get it fired up here. Yeah, you'll be glad I did. Boy, will you be happy? Happy

day of your life. Here it comes. Here it comes. Ladies and gentlemen, today will be one

of the best days of your entire life because you're here with us. And if you'd like to take

it up a notch, and I think you do, I think you do. All you need is a cup of mugger glass

of tankage. All this time, a kin teen jugger flask of vessel of any kind. Fill it with

your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's

dope. It means you have the day. I think it makes everything better than the simultaneous

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