Episode #1829: Resting Beard Face

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew preside over Dream Court, discuss Amazon's new push-button technology, and explain why they believe they're becoming worse human beings overall. Also, Luke hears the siren call of one of the most remote places on earth.

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0:00.0	What? April 1st?
0:03.4	Oh man, I can't check my email today!
0:06.4	Here it comes! Here it comes!
0:08.4	Twist myself!
0:09.6	Home Star, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fool's Day.
0:14.1	On February 7th, 2008, ironically enough.
0:17.0	But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet.
0:22.2	Exactly!
0:23.5	And I can't wait to be so fooled when my favorite website looks like it's from another time,
0:29.6	period!
0:30.6	Oh man, this looks just like one of them flashy cartoon websites from 2002.
0:36.6	TVTL!
0:42.6	I'm gonna fool you.
0:43.6	You talk better than you fool.
0:45.6	I'll fool you up real nice.
0:47.6	You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
0:52.6	Los Angeles, California, Republican Line, here is Jack, go ahead.
0:56.6	Hi, good morning.
0:57.6	I'm Jack Ciclin.
0:58.6	I just want to make it clear, first of all, I'm calling from Bel Air, California, but I am originally from Philadelphia, specifically West Philadelphia.
1:07.6	But anyway, I was actually discussing this issue with a friend of mine recently while I was in Philly.
1:13.6	It occurred out of basketball court.
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