We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that

would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the

technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

You'll have access entry 736.HE 1305.

Certificate number 32943.

Lottery winners.

As you can see, the machine has been loaded with balls numbered from 1 to 49.

Let's now load up the drum.

Tonight, the Lotto Jackpot is estimated at $2 million.

The funny if you'll force the button please.

Wait for the first ball to drop and there it is.

The first one down is at 24.

And then we have an 8.

The third ball.

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