Episode #1806: Highly Illogical
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2015
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Today on TBTL, Luke and Andrew learn some surprising things about Leonard Nimoy, and then (like the rest of America) they discuss the color of a dress and llamas on the loose.
Plus, a woman in Washington says she was able to close an unsightly gap between her two front teeth using nothing but some store-bought rubber bands. Dentists are warning people against do-it-yourself orthodontia, but Luke -- who suffers from a gap-tooth grin himself -- is tempted to take matters into his own hands.
In today's screencap of the TBTL Skype session, Luke shows off his diastema:
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| 0:00.0 | My daughter told me a joke the other day, and she tells great jokes. |
| 0:04.5 | I've been doing comedy for 25 years. I know every joke. |
| 0:08.0 | Even if I haven't heard it, you start telling me a joke. I know I know how it's going to work, |
| 0:11.7 | but her jokes, I have no idea what's going to happen. I have no idea. |
| 0:16.0 | This is the joke she told me the day. She said, |
| 0:19.5 | Who didn't let the gorilla |
| 0:26.0 | into the ballet? Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? |
| 0:31.1 | Already, I love this joke. I have not heard this joke. |
| 0:34.8 | This is a new joke for me. Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? |
| 0:39.7 | And I said who, and she said just the people who are in charge of that decision. |
| 0:43.3 | Maybe, yeah. |
| 0:48.1 | This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. |
| 0:52.0 | That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. |
| 0:56.5 | It's a lot of things about me. You don't know anything about daddy. |
| 0:59.7 | Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. |
| 1:07.8 | I don't understand. We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. |
| 1:12.4 | It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was also theater. |
| 1:23.5 | Hey folks. Welcome everybody. |
| 1:26.0 | To a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. |
| 1:30.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:34.5 | And by that, I mean, too beautiful to live. |
| 1:38.1 | Ready to laugh and drop till your socks come off. |
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