Episode #1803: Candle's Messiah

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to "Parks and Recreation" and discuss the bold new logo for the Cleveland Browns. Also, Luke's new candle business is DEFINITELY not a pyramid scheme.

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0:00.0	So I'm from Cleveland, originally, just to make this show sadder, and I'm from Cleveland.
0:07.3	I always tell people, Cleveland's great if you've never been to Chicago, and what's great
0:11.3	about it is they still let us have the Cleveland Browns.
0:14.6	Did you know that?
0:15.6	The Cleveland Browns, still a football team.
0:16.8	If you don't know who the Cleveland Browns are, they're the Cleveland of football.
0:22.0	That's their whole, they stopped trying a long time ago.
0:26.1	That's their entire M.O.
0:29.3	The way I know that the Cleveland Browns stopped trying, maybe from the very beginning of
0:32.4	their franchise, is that the logo the Browns chose to represent their team is just a football
0:39.8	helmet.
0:40.8	That's it.
0:42.0	Their theme is football.
0:45.5	I feel like they chose football helmet because they're trying to remind the players what
0:49.0	sport they're involved in.
0:52.1	The football helmet for the Browns, by the way, is orange.
0:59.2	Like other NFL teams, they get a ferocious animal in there.
1:01.7	They get a raider or a Viking.
1:04.2	Their football team's logo is basically saying, hey, our team's going to come to your town.
1:08.3	We're going to murder you, and then we're going to burn down your house.
1:12.8	The Browns logo is basically saying, hey guys, safety first out there, I mean, that's
1:17.2	our number one.
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