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🗓️ 12 January 2018
⏱️ 165 minutes
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The Unexpectables do the unthinkable and discuss the logistics of shoving live creatures into their pockets.
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0:00.0 | It's time for something to hunt and mount on your trophy wall. |
0:09.8 | It's time for the Unexpected. Oh, When last we left our heroes, Borky the Ork-Barberian, |
0:47.6 | Greke the Kinku Rogue, Panic the Tiefling Bard, and Task the Cobald Ranger. |
0:52.0 | The party left the cozy walls of Al-Lavas to find the Northlanders, |
0:55.6 | eight hours east of the city. After a tense sweat-inducing standoff with a tiny crab with a knife, |
1:00.8 | which panic-charmed with a lovely ditty. |
1:03.0 | The party found a stray Northlander crabbing on the beach, who startled at their presence and fled |
1:07.4 | into the Northlander Long House. |
1:09.2 | After a tussle with a grandma, Polly morphed into an octopus, the chieftain of the Northlanders appeared |
1:14.0 | and calm the masses. |
1:16.0 | Task explained his desire to hunt Bear, which the Northlanders took his task desiring |
1:20.0 | to complete a man trial. |
1:22.2 | Escorted by half Dan, one with Bear, |
1:24.0 | the party traversed the woods and came across a fresh goblin camp |
1:27.4 | that was completely dispatched with a few choice lightning explosions, |
1:30.7 | arrows and axes. |
1:32.3 | After fighting the goblins, Task and axes. After fighting the Goblins, Task finally met face to face with his bear and fought it, |
1:37.0 | killing it with his dagger. |
1:39.0 | Now, traveling back to the Northlanders Long House, Bear in tow, the party makes their way home. |
1:45.0 | So you guys are in the woods. |
1:46.7 | Half Dan has your bare task on his shoulders. |
1:49.8 | Like he's carrying it like a sack of potatoes on his back |
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