Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan

and welcome to Madigan's pub cast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,

let's talk about what this is going on this long?

I think it is. Somebody got mad because I didn't

open the show with the Dolly quote so I take full criticism on that and then the reason I didn't do it,

I was conscious of it last time is because I all the Dolly updates, but I will not spare you a Dolly quote.

This is pocket wisdom.

When I talk to him, man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he's looking.

If he's looking at my eyes, he's looking for intelligence.

If he's looking for wisdom.

Wait, if he's looking at my mouth, he's looking for wisdom.

If he's looking anywhere else except my chest, he's looking for another man.

Oh! Deep?

Another man? She's saying he's gay

Paddles catch up this show has just started your beat behind get it listen again when I talk to a man I can always tell what he's thinking about where he's looking at my eyes he's looking for intelligence if you look at my mouth he's looking for wisdom if he's looking anywhere else he's set my chest he's looking for another man

Except I said that. What are we drinking?

Well, we have a little beer back here in my what-emos pizza from St. Louis, my favorite pizza in the whole world,

and I know some people

hate it, you love it or you hate it, but it's cut in squares, which I like.

And it has weird cheeses on it.

You have to try it once in your life. And then I have a Bloody Mary here

as my real drink, made with what?

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