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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. If not the highlight of

your entire day. And that's what matters most. Because you know for most of civilization,

I hate to break it to you. You weren't even here. You were a little bit irrelevant to most of

civilization. But now that you're here, wouldn't it be great to take it up a notch, to go to the

height, the height of happiness, on my birthday. Today's my birthday. Happy birthday to me.

And if you'd like to celebrate my birthday with me, turn 65 today.

All you need is a special birthday copper mug or glass attacker jealousers,

I can't eat joder flask. I don't have a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine hit of the day,

the thing that makes everything better, the special birthday sip happens now. Go.

Now in the comments, someone nicely said I deserve a nice day. Well, that's not true at all.

I don't deserve anything. Nobody deserves anything. We kind of get what we get. But how would you

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