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started. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. Coffee with

Scott Adams, it never gets worse, it only gets better every single day. In fact, you could probably

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Oh, so good. So good. All right. Well, Politico has an article that says that

President Joe Biden is exasperated that his poll numbers are worse than Donald Trump's.

Could you imagine doing this one last mission as a politician, your Joe Biden,

it's several years ago and you say, you know, only I can save the country from this orange menace.

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