And welcome to the highlight of civilization and if you've completed the logic here is the highlight of civilization and the highlight of your day.

Wow, that's pretty good, pretty good situation.

And you happen to be here for it. What are the odds of that?

15 billion years of the university evolving, most of it's just empty, cold, dark, lifeless space.

But where you are, oh, it's all happening. It's happened in big time.

So, pretty lucky? Okay, 13.6 billion years if you want to be like that.

If you want to be like that. But how would you like to be like this?

The kind of people who will never settle for an ordinary day when a great day could be had.

And all they need is, that's right, that's all they need.

All they need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tinker of gels or something, a kentine jug or flask of vessel of any kind.

They would fill it with their favorite beverage. I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine of the day.

Fill your serotonin and get a little boost too. You might. You might.

Oxytocin coming online. Tingle in the back of your neck. Here it comes. Go.

Simultaneous sip.

I have never felt better.

So, you want to talk about good news and stuff?

Let's just do funny stories and good news today.

I think all the people who report the bad news are on vacation or something.

All the bad news bears are on vacation.

So, it's a slow news week and so the Biden administration has confessed that they're going to restart some border wall construction.

What? What? To talk about a slow news day thing to slip in there?

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