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🗓️ 18 July 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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In which a fictional pipe-smoking salesman invents a new quasi-religion for ironists, Discordians, and weirdos, and Ken believes he could have prevented the Trojan War. Certificate #31147.
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0:00.0 | I'm the best as a production of My Heart Radio. |
0:04.5 | You're gonna have this now? |
0:05.5 | We're gonna see for the first time in a minute. |
0:07.1 | Yes. |
0:08.2 | And, uh, oh. |
0:09.8 | Oh, my God. |
0:10.8 | We're seeing this message. |
0:13.2 | We are Ken Jennings and John Rodric. |
0:15.7 | We speak to you from our present, |
0:17.4 | which we can only assume is your distant past. |
0:19.8 | The turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
0:23.2 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely |
0:25.2 | befall our civilization, |
0:26.8 | we began this monumental reference of strange |
0:29.0 | and obscure human knowledge. |
0:30.6 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile |
0:32.9 | and preserve wonders and esoterica |
0:35.1 | that would otherwise be lost. |
0:37.1 | So, whether you're listening from an advanced civilization |
0:39.4 | or have just reinvented the technology |
0:41.4 | to decrypt our transmissions, |
0:43.2 | this is our legacy to you. |
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