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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 171: Where's My Blacklight of Jesus?

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

My Christian virginity pledge nearly destroyed me California Parents Complain That Sex Ed Textbook Is ‘Equivalent To Pornography’ Texas court rules against homeschoolers who expected rapture and stopped teaching kids Saudis slated for jailing teacher Islamic State beheads, crucifies in push for Syria's east Robin Williams didn’t die from a disease, he died from his choice Rand Paul on abortion: Civilization will collapse unless fetuses get personhood rights Tom DeLay: 'Let's Bring Jesus Christ Back Into Our Political System,' Just Like God Intended Anti-LGBT Activists Are Furious That Discriminatory Businesses Received Bad Reviews

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Ryan Fisher, such as sensationalists, I love that part of the video where he says,

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the full weight of the United States military, which I think included no more than four

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at 18s, no ground troops, no tanks, no nukes, no tomahawks, nothing just like four airplanes.

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Also, you reminded me of a joke that I thought up when I was in the Navy with the red telephone

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thing. And I thought, what if nobody is there to answer the red telephone in the White House?

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The red answering machine gets it. Glory, hope.

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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

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The explicit tag is there for a reason.

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Recording from Glory, Whole Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.

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Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism

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and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

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It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at this episode 171 of cognitive

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dissonance. And it is full of depressing stories.

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Every episode, I mean, it's not like that's a big shock to people.

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I know this one has some fucking like really depressing ones kind of tucked in there.

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In fact, I actually labeled a note fucking depressing stories for episode 171.

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Yeah.

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Because I was looking through, Cesson, here's the problem.

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Like this is not a lot of good news going on right now.

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