I'm Nabus the production of I Heart Radio.

I'm gonna see for the first time in a moment.

Yes, and, uh...

We're receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present,

which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So, whether you're listening from an advanced civilization

or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

MUSIC

You have accessed entry 911.ps9703,

certificate number 52178.

Peak Phosphorus.

It was not the endless wars, a disaster or plague,

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