Episode 169: Sierra Leone Sriracha Sauce

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:07.0	Hey glory home of bitches!
0:11.0	So, okay, check us out.
0:12.0	Thought experiment, deep shit coming at you.
0:15.0	What would happen, okay?
0:17.0	If you take those sharp, nice info commercials that you get on TV at 2am, right?
0:25.6	And you put that kind of advertising in a Muslim country, like within 2 weeks.
0:32.6	If that, that day, that same day, they would be incorporating the headings into their
0:40.2	face.
0:41.2	It would be part of the info commercial.
0:48.2	You know, it would be like, hey look at my customers tomato and the show with butcher
0:55.1	fast.
0:56.1	I don't know why they're Mexican.
0:57.1	I don't do an Arabian voice.
0:58.1	So, it's a Mexican dude.
0:59.1	But you get what I'm saying, okay?
1:00.1	Somehow that seems more racist to make it, I don't know.
1:04.1	Anyway, I'm just...
1:05.1	It's like a customy, the internet, there's such a hurry.
1:10.6	One internet, two internet, but 1999 you can cut your own efforts.
1:17.1	Hi, Tom and Cecil, this is Jock, the Scotty Dog mascot from the Commonwealth Games.
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