I'm neb us as a production of My Heart Radio.

I'm gonna see for the first time in a month and just skip.

And, uh...

We're receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So, whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 1023.ps6103.

Certificate number 35704.

Quonset Huts.

No matter how long it may take us,

to overcome this premeditated invasion.

The American people in their righteous might.

We'll win through to absolute victory.

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