Episode 167: Jesus Take the Wheel

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:17.2	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	According from Glorious Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.
0:45.7	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.
0:47.8	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news
0:52.3	makes it big or makes us mad.
0:54.8	It's skeptical.
0:56.1	It's political.
0:57.5	And there is.
0:58.9	No, welcome at this episode 167.
1:01.8	And as a guest, we have Cecil in my house.
1:04.0	Yay, I'm in studio.
1:07.1	You know, if there ever was a room to smoke a fucking joint in, this is the room that
1:11.4	smoke a joint in.
1:13.1	I don't smoke, but I tell you what, I would almost take it up just to smoke a joint in
1:17.7	this room.
1:18.7	Can you imagine though, like this room would eat the smell.
1:21.0	Oh, I know.
1:22.0	Like if you smoked one fucking joint in the room with all this acoustic, it would smell forever.
1:25.7	Like the D.A. would basically be like, look, sir, you're right.
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