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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1660: Sleeping Dogs Should Probably Be Left Lying.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2014

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss a curious case in Brazil of adoption and marriage gone horribly wrong.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good evening. Hello. You the manager? I am. Yeah, yeah. I was just talking to...

0:03.3

James. James. And she seems to think I can't pop him for a quick drink.

0:06.8

Really? Do you have a reservation? Nope. He just walked out. I didn't just walk up.

0:10.6

I was actually just chauffered up in that in a town car. No, that's a limousine.

0:15.4

Is anyone in your limousine have a reservation? Right. I didn't want to have a mention this, but maybe

0:22.2

I'm quite well-known in the UK. Want me to Google? There's no Google, there's no need to Google.

0:26.4

You have famous in England? Sure. Well, we have a number of British employees

0:32.3

if I were to bring one down. I don't know who you are. No.

0:36.4

Neville, please report this. Just keep Neville out of here.

0:38.3

All right. Do you know what? I'm not going to jump through your hoops.

0:40.4

I'd like you to notify your owner that you just turned away Stuart Pritchard.

0:44.8

Sorry, Stuart. Pritchard. I'm going to Google in him. Why are you getting involved?

0:48.8

It's nothing to do with you. Just remember that face because you'll be apologising to it later.

0:53.5

There's nothing on Google.

1:02.6

He's an incredibly perspicacious guy, man. He's incredibly intelligent.

1:07.0

I'm going to have, I surf the web, I text LOL.

1:10.3

I found loud. OMG. Oh my god. WTF, why the face?

1:14.3

I kneel before you as a man, begging a much better man to please let me stay here and

1:20.6

join you on this Hispanic adventure. You've always seen different, almost tolerable.

1:27.2

I think I speak for everyone when I say you're wear dancing, which is weird.

1:31.1

It's like that place with the three corners and the ocean.

1:35.3

The Bermuda Triangle. We should place your reign sometime, Dandy Lyon. We can make great partners.

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