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🗓️ 26 October 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alright, hey guys, hey guys! Welcome back to the podcast. This is episode... |
0:18.7 | I don't know, 165? Yeah, I was right. I was right, dude. I did it. You didn't, and I |
0:28.1 | did. That's it. I hope you all are doing alright. I hope you guys are chilling. I'm feeling a little shitty. |
0:38.1 | I drank a little bit last night, and like not even that much. Man, and then I woke up this morning |
0:48.2 | at a headache, stomach hurt, you know. But it's no one's fault with my own, you know. You can't, I can't complain about it because it's my fault, you know. |
1:00.2 | I mean, I will complain about it probably throughout this whole episode. Also, a bad idea to wear a sweater that is the exact same color as the curtains behind me. |
1:09.2 | Why did I do that? Looks like I'm a part of... |
1:13.2 | Looks like I'm a part of my wall. Can't see me. I'm invisible. That was a bad idea, but here I am. I'm... |
1:25.2 | It's too late now. Man, it's been... I was gonna say I'll take my sweater off, but you know what? It's starting to get cold out, you know. |
1:38.2 | Um, finally, I feel like summer was... I was so excited for summer, and then it was here, and then it was too hot, and now it's... now it's good. |
1:48.2 | And I can wear a sweater outside. If I can wear a sweater outside, I'm gonna have a good day, and everyone else around me is gonna have a good day. |
1:54.2 | Because if I can't wear a sweater outside, I'm a piece of shit. I start shoving people. I start, you know, ripping grass out of people's lawns, you know, front lawns. |
2:05.2 | I sort of sit crisscross applesauce and start yanking out handfuls of grass at a time, and look at them out of their house. |
2:12.2 | Like, what are you doing, man? That's my fucking... That's my lawn, and I go, you got a sweater for me? And they go, what? I say, do you got a sweater for me? |
2:22.2 | And they go, if it makes you stop pulling the grass out of my lawn, then yeah, I'll get you a sweater. They go inside, you know, they'll come back, you know, 20, 30 seconds later, they're running, they're running, they're in a rush. |
2:32.2 | They don't want me to ruin their lawn anymore, because I'm taking big handfuls, and they come back out, they throw a sweater at me, and I go, it's too hot for this. |
2:42.2 | And they go, you just ask for one, and then I just keep pulling up the grass until it's all gone. |
2:47.2 | So, all the houses in my neighborhood, they got barrel lawns, you know. |
2:55.2 | And, you know, that's sort of my sort of words, but I don't have to do that anymore, because it's cold outside. |
3:04.2 | Anyways, dude, I posted... I'm changing the subject, by the way. I posted... Well, Jenna posted on her story the other day. |
3:15.2 | She posted like her birth chart, and was like, hey, can you guys tell me like what this means? Like, what some cool things about me? Maybe you're right. |
3:22.2 | I don't know, I want to know, you know, because... And like she got so many responses of people being like, this means like you're sensitive, and like you're really caring, and you know, all these nice things. |
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