Episode #1648: Whitest Blogger Toni!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2014

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

TBTL Blogger Toni hides from her kids under her bed and phones into the show to talk parenting and book writing.

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0:00.0	While I agree that in time, our band will be most triumphant.
0:04.0	The truth is, wild stallions will never be a super band
0:07.0	until we have Eddie Van Halen on top.
0:09.0	Yes, Spill, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen
0:13.0	until we have a triumphant video.
0:15.0	Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video
0:17.0	before we even have decent instruments.
0:19.0	Well, how can we have decent instruments
0:21.0	we don't really even know how to play?
0:23.0	That is why we need Eddie Van Halen
0:25.0	and that is why we need a triumphant video.
0:27.0	T-B-T-L!
0:32.0	Well, well, here we are.
0:35.0	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:38.0	Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon
0:42.0	or that we hadn't gone out of Mars and then to the nearest star?
0:46.0	That's like saying you wish that you still operated the scalpel
0:50.0	and sold your patients up with cat cut.
0:52.0	Like a great, great, great, great grandfather used to.
0:56.0	Here's some money, go see a star war.
0:58.0	Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy.
1:01.0	I'm not a Karl Weathers Par exam.
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