Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Hashtag February 1st,

sir, like July 4th in some countries.

And today we'll be the beginning of our clawing back our freedom that we have

somewhat voluntarily and in many cases involuntarily given to our government.

But we'll talk about that after the simultaneous

powers us up to maximum levels of awesomeness.

And if I may, I know this is a little off topic, but

have you been working out? You look great. I mean, seriously,

whatever you're doing, keep doing it. You look fantastic.

I just had to say that today. But here's what you need to make today

special, even more special than it already is. You need a cup of

margariglass, a takeer, a chelestine, a canteen, a jar of glass,

a vessel of any kind, even a truck. Fill it with your favorite beverage,

I like coffee. Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

dope of being here the day it makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip. What happens now?

Let's go.

Taste like, let me, one moment, we have to try this again.

I thought I detected a slight note of something that I haven't

tasted for a while. One more, one more try.

Yes, yes. It's fucking freedom. It's freedom.

That's what it tastes like. And today, my fine audience,

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