Episode 164 ’F*ck Tardis’ (Amy Melin)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Are you all wet and exhausted from Amy's sex swamp? Lavender menace Amy Melin is nicknamed after a famous Las Vegas landmark, but it comes with a bit of chagrin: yes, her orgasms are especially cinematic, but what about all that clean-up?! So when her friend Layla has a birthday, group leader the Queen of Mean pull out all the stops: fancy meal prep in a tiny kitchen, too many nude servers, spankings, a violet wand, the happy duck - and since it’s a special occasion, Amy is dessert. Wait, you want me to put that ice cold trailer hitch WHERE?#Drowning #AestheticallyDriven #HusButch #Aflac
Song: ‘I Get Off’ (Halestorm)
Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour
Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, or gender, and that means it's not safe for work and for consenting adults only. |
| 0:09.4 | Thanks for listening. |
| 0:14.2 | I've never met, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:22.4 | I am enormous. Get used to it. |
| 0:29.7 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:33.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me. Can you see? I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be. |
| 0:44.3 | Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can come inside. If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. |
| 0:56.8 | My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:05.0 | Why? |
| 1:09.1 | Hi there, and welcome to the body storytelling podcast. I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Della Tour, |
| 1:15.1 | and this week we have a story from queer storyteller Amy Moline. |
| 1:22.3 | How's your week going? If you were listening to the podcast last week, you may have noticed that I safe worded out of this portion of the podcast where I talk about what's going on with me personally, because I've never been at this place. |
| 1:36.6 | I've always kind of fought depression and anxiety a bit, but nothing like this. I'm an extrovert and hitting the one year mark, one year since |
| 1:47.1 | live shows, one year since seeing faces, one year being locked in my house, one year of a global |
| 1:53.0 | pandemic. Why did I say one year four times? Because that's what it feels like. It was a resounding, |
| 1:59.3 | it's been a year, it's been a year. It's been a year. |
| 2:01.9 | I couldn't get out of bed last week. I barely pulled it together to record the podcast and then |
| 2:08.1 | went back to bed. And I've been sobbing all the time. This just felt so hopeless. |
| 2:16.7 | I went on vaccine finder. I went on every place I could to register |
| 2:21.2 | because it felt like the only hope I could find might be getting the vaccine. And no matter what I |
| 2:29.6 | did, I didn't seem to make any progress with it. In fact, somebody, I signed it for next door, which I'd never done before, and somebody listed that they had extra vaccine at the Walgreens in my neighborhood. |
| 2:42.1 | And I had a little panic attack about the idea of going inside and being around people and standing in a line and, you know, the whole indoors, will everybody be wearing |
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