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Ladies and gentlemen, good morning and welcome to probably the best experience you'll ever

have in your life. If you wait until I get through the newsy stuff, I'm going to tell

you stuff that will change the world, change your life for sure, make you happier and

less anxious. How would you like to be less anxious? Or do you have any kids who are

less anxious? Would like to be less? Well, I'm going to fix all that after we sort out

the world affairs. Should we, I don't know, I just feel a responsibility. We should take

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I like coffee. Enjoy me now. For the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that

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