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Everybody and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams. Probably the best thing you'll ever

experience in your entire life. You may feel some tingling early on. Don't worry. The

tingling is nothing to worry about. It's not a co-morbidity. It's actually a sign that

your day is starting up right. And man, as it started up right, we got fake news, we

got hoaxes, we got all kinds of stuff coming at you. Is China listening you ask? Probably.

If they're not, I'm going to make sure that they do. But first, before we get going, how

would you like to take it up a notch? I know you would. All you need is a cup of

mug or a glass of tanker gel to sign a canteen jug of glass if that's a little of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite beverage. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparalleled

pleasure. It's the dopamine hit of the day. It's called the simultaneous slurp. No,

sip, sip. It's not a slurp. And it happens now. Go. Oh, your meme timing over on

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