Episode 163 ’A for Academic’ (Jeanette Clarke)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Do you wanna watch me cry in the shower after we have sex? In this vintage story from the Bawdy archives, sex-positive parent Jeanette Clarke returns to school to get her Masters in Sexuality - and her first assignment? To keep a 7 day sex diary, documenting her every tryst, fantasy & sexual interaction. Can this highly competitive student impress the famous instructor - and nail that top grade - by hiring a babysitter and trying to do it all in just one night? #SocialJustice #Fieldwork #PublicSex
Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour
Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large
Song: ‘I just had sex’ (The Lonely Island, featuring Akon)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, or gender. |
| 0:05.0 | It's not safe for work and is for consenting adults only. |
| 0:09.2 | Thanks for listening. |
| 0:14.4 | Oh, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:21.6 | I am enormous. Get used to it. |
| 0:29.6 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:33.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me. Can you see? I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be. |
| 0:44.3 | Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can come inside. If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. |
| 0:57.0 | My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:05.0 | Why? |
| 1:09.0 | Hi there. |
| 1:10.2 | And welcome to the bawdy storytelling podcast. |
| 1:12.8 | I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Deloor, and we've dug through the archives and found a story for you that you've never heard before. |
| 1:20.3 | This week we have a story from Jeanette Clark. |
| 1:25.1 | How's your week going? |
| 1:27.0 | I'm going to do something I've never done before. |
| 1:29.2 | I'm going to safe word out of the ramble this week. |
| 1:32.1 | Usually I tell you what's going on in my life, behind the scenes, the interesting things about |
| 1:37.9 | working on the podcast or the live stream or a situation in the world or the vaccine |
| 1:41.9 | or the pandemic or any of those things. |
| 1:46.2 | And I had one of the worst weeks I've ever had in my life. And I'm just going to take care of myself. And in doing so, |
| 1:53.5 | I'm going to take care of you. You're not going to have to listen to my hard week because I bet |
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