Was that a hotdog or a gunshot? Underground rave enthusiast & thespian Dane Garfield Wilson wows a sold out Seattle crowd with his tale of rampant hormones & misspent youth in Kalamazoo, Michigan. This story is full of bad ideas; should Dane’s first time at sex happen in a single wide trailer/crackhouse, under the watchful eye of Alex Trebek and a pair of chubby twins? Or down by the cemetery, in a Buick Regal? Plus Dixie shares multiple ways to make your upcoming Quarantine Valentine’s Day special. #TheDirtyMitten #Candy #Peaches

 

Song: ‘Party Favor’ (Billie Eilish)

 

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Is this your first Quarantine Valentine’s Day? 

A few ideas to make it special: 

Idea #1: Need the perfect Valentine’s Day gift?

Send your beloved(s) a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies). For $69, you can have a short zoom call with Dixie to tell her about the recipient, and she’ll make you a custom video in time for …um, VD. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Idea #2: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more.#BestGiftEver Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Idea #3: Bawdy Storytelling is celebrating 14 years of True Stories on Saturday, February 13th. Join us for Bawdy Storytelling’s BIG Anniversary Lovestream; it’ll include the Risk! Podcast’s Kevin Allison, singer-songwriter Rachel Lark, with more storytellers announced soon. This is the perfect way to spend Valentine’s Day weekend, so buy your tickets NOW at https://bit.ly/Bawdy14LS

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Idea #4: Take Valentine’s Day into your own hands and surprise your partner with the Like a Kitten Couple’s Box. The Couples’ Box is a one-stop-shop for all your sexy Valentine’s Day essentials. Don’t wanna waste hours researching lube, erotic games, lingerie, and everything else to set the mood? Just grab a Couple’s Box and you’ll be set up for a spectacular night. Plus I love that Like A Kitten’s mission is to help women own their power in all areas of life. A portion of ALL sales goes to charities that focus on women’s empowerment, education, and health. Right now, Like A Kitten is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners 20% off AND free shipping when you go to LikeAKitten.com/Dixie OR enter code [Dixie] at checkout. Like A Kitten lets you feel good about feelin’ good! 

 

 

Uberlube: It’s ‘Lube Facts with Dixie’, courtesy of Uberlube! This week: the history of silicone lube. The invention was made even better by Uberlube, a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Überlube offers long-lasting performance with no flavor or scent. Right now, they’re offering **Bawdy Storytelling** listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! Just use the promo code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Patreon: Bawdy has a new goal, and you’ll love what happens if we hit it: If we can hit 600 patrons by our 14 Year Anniversary, Dixie will host a special BawdySlam show to celebrate! Tell your friends about the ad-free podcasts, free livestream tickets and livestream replays that patrons receive. And we have brand new patron tiers like the #BPC, the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our $10/month & up Patreon supporters receive Free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation all at the same time? Patreon has become our Everything during COVID. Help us continue the podcast, the livestreams & one day soon, we’ll be back to live shows, too. You can make it happen: Become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Not a fan of Patreon? You can support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com

(& Thank You in advance for your support)

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery, and I’d love to help you find your story. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity. Book a Discovery call at calendly.com/dixiedelatour/

Or email me at dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com for more info.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!