Hello, campers. Grab your marshmallows and gather around the true crime campfire.

We're your camp counselors. I'm Katie and I'm Whitney.

And we're here to tell you a true story that is way stranger than fiction.

We're roasting murderers and marshmallows around the

true crime campfire.

In part one we introduced you to Cartoon Gargoyle and Con Man, Diesen Hossenkof, a man who was most definitely not what he seemed to be.

Diesen and his wife Gersen were in the process of separating, and Diesen had had threatened Gearly to the point where she was basically in hiding from him.

And we told you about the first mistress Hossenkopf worked his con artist, Magic, on during his separation from Gurley.

Join us now for part two as we tell you about the others.

One of them was about to derail a promising life in order to hitch her wagon to Dyson's dubious

star.

We now continue with aliens, con games, and murder. Next up was motel owner-girlfriend Julie McGuire.

Hoss and Coff told her he was dying of leukemia and he told her the story about his wife and kid being killed in a car crash.

And she got the most bizarre alien and government

conspiracy stories yet. He told her that his son, Dimitri, had been genetically engineered by the NSA, along with 11 other children,

using Haas and Koss and Koss genetic material because he is the peak of human DNA.

He's a Nietzsche and Superman.

They were going to be super humans.

Super intelligent, super strong, blah, blah, blah.

So the X-Men basically.

Uh-huh. And I'm sure he's he's Dr X. Yeah of course. So when McGuire asked why Dimitri was always saying,

girlly, girly, which is just unbelievably sad.

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