Episode 159 ’What’s up, Pussycat?’ (Christopher Ryan)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Get ready to take notes as Author & Podcaster Christopher Ryan tells us about his first sexual encounter. This story’s got it all: 1970 style bridge parties, Harvey Wallbangers, TV’s Love American Style & the birth of polyamory movies like Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice. At the age of 8, Christopher is too young to join the cocktail party, but he *is* old enough to learn about consent, pleasure and natural urges at a party for… one? This story was told live onstage in Los Angeles during our last (pre-Pandemic) tour. #Insistent #Storm #Shudder #Gratitude
Song: ‘Young’ (The Chainsmokers)
More about Author/Podcaster/VanLifer Christopher Ryan:
Website: https://chrisryanphd.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatchrisryan/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThatChrisRyan
Tangentially Speaking podcast:
https://chrisryanphd.com/category/tangentially-speaking/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, or gender, and is not safe for work. |
| 0:07.2 | Thank you for being a consenting adult. |
| 0:09.7 | Let's go. |
| 0:15.3 | I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:23.2 | I am enormous. |
| 0:25.7 | Get used to it. |
| 0:30.5 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:34.4 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me can you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be |
| 0:45.3 | hey my vagina is eight miles wide absolutely everyone can come inside. |
| 0:57.4 | If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. |
| 1:00.0 | My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:01.7 | Why? |
| 1:05.7 | Why? |
| 1:10.5 | Hi there. |
| 1:12.8 | And welcome to the body storytellingy Storytelling Podcast. |
| 1:18.9 | I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Del A tour, and this week we have a story from Sex at Dawn co-author, Christopher Ryan. |
| 1:22.5 | Don't you already feel lighter and brighter? |
| 1:25.5 | I mean, we've got a new president, we've got a new vice president. |
| 1:29.1 | Things are looking up with our government. The vaccine is rolling out. I registered for the vaccine |
| 1:35.1 | in San Francisco recently. And I can't wait to get that text because I'm going to high tail my |
| 1:41.2 | ass down there and get started. I am so ready to be out in the world again. |
| 1:46.5 | I just was swapping messages with somebody on Twitter who was like, as soon as this pandemic is over, |
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