Episode 157: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Conference Realignment

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

News, Comedy, Politics

4.8 • 720 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Football, they stomp around.
0:01.6	The ball's in play for like 32 seconds over the course of four hours.
0:06.0	Everyone's sitting outside in a football stadium in the fall,
0:08.5	waving their little pennant wearing their raccoon fur coat with their little nip,
0:12.5	their little hip flask.
0:14.1	Oh, yes, Toby, shall we attend the football game today?
0:18.1	Ra, rah, go Harvard, go Navy.
0:21.4	No, no one wants to see that.
0:23.9	No, they won't see that.
0:24.9	And that's deciding everything because that's where the money is.
0:27.3	The ACC is going to be ripped apart.
0:28.8	UNC and Duke are wind up playing in the fucking Pacific Northwest Sun Valley Conference,
0:34.5	some fucking bullshit conference I've never heard of.
0:37.2	I'm supposed to be excited about that.
0:39.6	How is Dick Vital going to live with himself if the ACC collapses?
0:43.4	How is Dick Vital going to survive that?
0:46.6	Psychologically.
0:47.4	That's going to kill him.
0:48.4	So at this point, we don't know what's going to happen.
0:54.7	But why are all these articles being published now if nothing's going to happen until 2036?
0:59.0	Because it may happen.
1:00.6	It could happen.
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