Episode 157 ’Mother Superior’ (Allena Gabosch)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Are you a recovering Catholic who rules with an iron fist? As we say goodbye to 2020, enjoy this story from dearly departed sex-positive pioneer Allena Gabosch. Sister Immaculata Concepcion gives us a masterclass in role play: you’ll need a Nun’s habit, a pleasure swing, a big wooden cross, and be sure to book an entire weekend at your local Kinky BnB - you can’t reform a bad girl overnight, right? Also Dixie visits a Botanica and discovers an unforeseen side effect of the Pandemic - oh, and Thanks to Mosa, Kammi, Tonya, Emily, and Aidan for sending us their audio anecdotes! #HappyNewYear
You can watch Allena Gabosch be interviewed by Dixie (just a week before her death) at https://www.patreon.com/posts/44751002
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, or gender. |
| 0:05.6 | Now, I know you're a consenting adult, but why don't you put your earbuds in and take |
| 0:09.7 | care of the people around you, okay? Let's go. |
| 0:16.6 | I have my life. I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:23.9 | I am enormous. |
| 0:26.8 | Get used to it. |
| 0:31.6 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:35.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me can you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be |
| 0:46.3 | Hey my vagina is eight miles wide absolutely everyone can come inside if you're ever frightened just run and hide my |
| 0:59.0 | vagina is eight miles wide why why hi there and welcome to the body storytelling podcast. I'm sexual folklorist Dixie |
| 1:16.2 | Della Tour, and this week we have a story from dearly departed sex positive pioneer Elena |
| 1:22.3 | Gabash. So I'm at my first Zoom sex party because 2020. And I meet this guy and we're talking. And I am feeling |
| 1:34.0 | connected to him, connected enough that I tell him about my secret fantasy. My secret fantasy, |
| 1:41.4 | which is to have somebody who punishes me for the terrible puns I'm compelled to make |
| 1:50.4 | all of the time. This person would be called the pungin master, and he would take me to the pungent. |
| 1:59.0 | He laughs. He likes this idea. He likes it enough that he asks my me to the pungent he laughs he likes this idea he likes it enough that he |
| 2:02.7 | asks my permission to show me his flogger and of course i say yes it's beautiful it has a handcrafted |
| 2:10.3 | wooden handle that's rather phallic it's exciting we continue talking the connection is not that great electronically, not emotionally, |
| 2:20.9 | and he asks if he can show me something else. And I think it's another flogger and I'm excited and I say, |
| 2:27.9 | yes, please show me. And he goes away and he's gone for a long time and I hear him rummaging through |
| 2:33.2 | things and I'm excited what will |
| 2:35.2 | this one look like did he make this one too does the handle look just as much like a penis and he comes |
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