Episode 156: The Coronado Group Abduction

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Aliens return with the Coronado Group Abduction, in which at least six people were abducted while attending a UFO convention on the same night in the same motel while Bill Clinton was in town. There's a lot to unpack here.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:14.0	I find that if I have a lot of change, and I
0:20.6	have a lot of change, and I happen to either get you know like blood up all up in it, or like
0:26.8	some yellow from the deep part of my throat.
0:31.8	Every day.
0:32.8	Yeah.
0:33.8	What I do then to get rid of it is I take my house keys, and I just kind of scoop it out,
0:38.8	scoop it out of my house keys, and then you can keep sucking on that loss.
0:42.8	As people do with like sardines and stuff, that sort of sailor would do.
0:45.8	I'm just saying sailor has a sailor ever been wrong.
0:49.8	Sailor doesn't have a family.
0:51.8	Sailor doesn't have a fucking address so the government can find him.
0:54.8	He had a fun little hat, and he's friends with the fish.
0:58.8	I don't know what sailors do.
1:00.8	That's about right.
1:01.8	They got funny hats and their friends with fish.
1:02.8	I am not allowed to go on a any sort of boat or be a sailor because I'm allergic to rope.
1:07.8	That's not true.
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