Episode 154: The Dark Side of Santa Claus

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It's the dark side of our lord and savior Santa Claus, from his supposed Satanic leanings to the horrifying wonder that is Christmas in Iceland.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.5	This is the last talk.
0:03.9	Yes!
0:04.7	On the left.
0:05.5	Ha ha ha!
0:06.5	Why you put your blades?
0:08.7	That's when the cannonball was started.
0:10.7	What was that?
0:12.7	Oh yeah!
0:14.7	It's been a long time.
0:20.0	I hate Christmas.
0:22.0	I hate Christmas.
0:24.0	I love this.
0:25.0	I hate Christmas with you.
0:27.5	Every day I hate Christmas.
0:30.6	I would like Christmas music if it sounded like that.
0:33.2	I would love it.
0:34.5	All right.
0:35.5	I have been alone in a Regency Sweet Sotel in Atlanta.
0:37.5	Right.
0:38.5	And so I sit in it.
0:39.5	I go down every morning before breakfast is served.
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