Episode 154: KC vs Carolina BBQ, Buc-ee’s Dirty Bird, & Colorado Captures Bigfoot

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a shot of Stone Breaker Cinnamon Irish Whiskey from Restless Spirits in Kansas City. She talks about her weekends in Richmond and Charlotte, and then Des Moines and Kansas City, eating BBQ at two of her favorite places: Mac’s Speed Shop in Charlotte and Joe’s Kansas City BBQ, and visiting her friends at Raygun in Des Moines before stopping by Fong’s Pizza for a beer.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Taylor Swift’s “Era’s Tour” film opened to almost $125M in box office sales globally last weekend, and Queen Dolly Parton has announced that she will perform at the Dallas Cowboys’ Thanksgiving Day Halftime show.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples “Night of the Living” BBQ sauce from Joe’s KC, Reese’s Dipped Peanut Butter Animal Crackers, and Sterzing’s Potato Chips.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the auction results from the “Infinite Blue” diamond, Netlix plans to open brick-and-mortar stores, and more drama occurs around Spirit Airlines when a half-naked woman walks through one of their Florida airport terminals.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a 1981 DeLorean in a Wisconsin barn, and a painting valued at $15K turned out to be a Rembrandt.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Mattress Mack’s $50K donation towards Mary Lou Retton’s medical costs and his potential $43M gambling payout if the Astros win the World Series, the latest video release capturing Bigfoot walking near a train in Colorado, Britney Spears flees to a private island amidst scrutiny from her forthcoming biography release, a farmer protecting chickens captures a creature believed to be extinct for 130 yrs, a Mexican cartel member murders his box by mistake in a raid, a Buc-ee’s cofounder’s son is charged with secretly recording guests, three Scottish islands have gone up for sale, a UK university will offer a Masters Degree in Magic and the Occult,

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The Gilded Age” on HBO, and watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Turbites! Did you miss me? Yes, thanks for nobody bitching about taking the week off. Doing
0:32.3	the work of the Lord, what a, what a, what a, what an act of contrition if you're Catholic.
0:41.9	Visiting the elderly, let's put it that way. Visiting the seniors went and hung out with my
0:46.3	mom and dad for a few days. Dinner, we got in the cart 430, we were there by 10 to 5, boom, home,
0:54.2	and in pajamas by 630. The willows, my favorite, Ozark, bar, restaurant, hidden in the woods, good
1:03.4	luck finding it. If you're ever at the lake of the Ozarks, you don't always have to be on the lake
1:08.2	for good food. Go to the willows. I could not believe my sister-in-law who weighs 80 pounds got
1:14.1	the meatloaf dinner. It's like beyond Thanksgiving. It's, and she ate it all. I'm like, how do you
1:21.8	stay so skinny? But I recommend the pork steak sandwich because it's very hard to find a good grilled pork
1:28.2	steak sandwich and there's the best. And they have mashed potatoes every night. And Tuesday's fried chicken
1:33.2	night. Go see Angie. Yeah. Tell Angie the cat. Tell, tell Angie
1:38.2	Kathleen that yeah. So thanks for all that. So so many things. Some shout outs in the beginning.
1:43.8	So if the shout outs bore you, just fast forward a little bit. But there's a few because there's
1:48.5	four cities backed up. Richmond, Charlotte, Des Moines and Kansas City. First of all, huge shout out to
1:55.0	Megan who got me the KIV beer. Now I'm going to taste it. I don't like sweet tea out of the gate.
2:02.7	So it's a sour beer. So I'll probably, and then I saved the other three. And I'm going to save
2:08.2	one for Ron because he likes sweet tea. So yeah, well, he kind of could drink it. But oh, whoa.
2:15.2	KIV, wow. Look, it looks like it. I don't know how they got away with it. They kind of ripped off
2:21.8	Kentucky fried chicken. KIV is a governor of Alabama. If you've seen my act, you know why I
2:28.0	obsessed with this lady, but I really just want to go drink it with her one night.
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