I can't believe you've eaten my sausage.

If you're not going to eat it, someone's welcome to this week's episode of the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Sunday, the 4th of September 2011.

My name is Darren.

I've got the wonderful, beautiful Matthew here with me.

Interesting point about Matthew.

He was once chatting to a lady in a bar as he does and they were flirting a little bit got

round to a conversation around how you could tell the colour of a female's pubic hair by

the colour of her eyebrows she cheekily winked at him and said what about women that

that don't have any eyebrows at all to which she replied by the look of your face love

I'd say you'd probably been in a fire and that that's a sort of guy he is. Matthew, how are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're here, we're here to talk about games and random stuff. We get a little geeky sometimes and a little bit random and a little bit naughty, just warn you in advance, that we do have an explicit tag which we exploit to its fullest potential.

So without further do, ladies and gentlemen, kick back, relax and enjoy episode 153 of the Midlife

Gamer Podcast.

Matthew, you sound like you've had a wonderful week, gaming-wise, should we say?

Game-wise, yeah.

Would you like to kick things off and tell us how things have gone for you on that front?

So, do you know how I was having trouble with? I don't know if I told you, but the reason I stopped playing crisis too at a specific point is because I kept dying. I don't remember. Did you say that last week? Maybe not, but I slept since then. That's why I actually stopped playing. I got to that point and they kept dying, three attempts and it was a long checkpoint.

Were you rage quitting?

I was like, fuck this.

Well, three attempts and it was a long check point.

Were you rage quitting?

I was like, fuck this. Well, three attempts is generally my limit. If I do something wrong three times, then I need to put that down for a moment. Yeah. So I picked it back up and I had three more attempts at the same fucking piece. Yeah. And I thought, you know what? I think it's not very good at games.

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