Episode 152: Throwing the First Pitch, The Wienermobile Returns, & Taylor and The Tight End

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a CarmelCrisp Caramel Popcorn Ale from Revolution Brewing. She reviews her weekend in Eau Claire and Madison WI, and Chicago, enjoying cheese curds and bratwurst bloody mary’s with her cousins between sold-out shows. She was absolutely thrilled to have the opportunity to throw out the first pitch at the Chicago Cubs’ game against the Rockies, and lead the crowd singing the 7th Inning Stretch at Wrigley Field.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Queen Taylor Swift fueled rumors that she’s dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce when she attended his home game last weekend, and she ALSO mobilized 35,000 new young people to register to vote in a single Instagram post. Queen Stevie Nicks has announced initial dates on her 2024 North American tour.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Garrett Popcorn, Ole Salty’s kettle chips, and Silver Spring Beer N Brat Mustard.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on FTX’s lawsuit against Sam Bankman-Fried’s parents, and the MGM hackers are revealed to be US-based teenagers.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the world’s oldest time capsule in a Polish church, and a Norwegian man encounters the “gold find of the century” with his new metal detector.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Katy Perry’s sale of her entire catalogue to Litmus Music for $225M, tragedy strikes at the Bellagio during F1 construction, the first-ever Bob Ross “Joy of Painting” work sells for $9.8M, Joann Fabrics could enter bankruptcy, Rite Aid plans to close hundreds of stores, there’s an Airbnb apocalypse occurring in NYC, Amtrak is poised to lose monopoly as Brightline’s bullet train readies in Florida, a rare Depression-era $10K bill sells at auction, and Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter take a break from hospice to attend a Peanut Festival parade.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:18.0	Turmites!
0:27.0	Oh, my God. That was 152. Oh, my God. So many things. This was a crazy weekend, a crazy
0:36.1	great weekend. So fun. You may notice some of our queens are now dressed up like paper
0:41.0	dolls. Stevie has been given my Rigglyville Jersey that I wore to throw out the first
0:47.4	pitch at the Cobb's game. We'll talk about that. And Tay-Tay, maybe just a little louder.
0:53.6	Tay-Tay has on my Chiefs jersey that I have in the closet when I go to Chiefs' game.
1:00.7	We have all kinds of queens, but first we have a little cleanup to do. A long overdue shout
1:05.7	out to Roberta, who made a giant quilt or purchased it. I couldn't tell. She said,
1:11.7	Oh, no, she made it. It was just amazing. It's this big foot thing. Baby cats terrified
1:17.0	of it. I laid it all out. And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. She made it now to the last
1:23.2	special. She was supposed to see me in Charleston, but had to get the tickets away. She
1:26.7	think one of the children at the box office used them. And then she was at the Borgada. But
1:30.9	this all got mixed up. A lot of the post office stuff and then things coming home. And then
1:34.4	they ship stuff back. And sometimes if you're late, don't worry. I'll get to it. I don't
1:38.4	lose hardly anything. These termites made me laugh. I got a lot of birthday cards for you
1:46.8	guys. I'm not opening them to my birthday. This one I didn't know was a birthday card. So
1:51.2	they're everywhere. They can be comedian, which we can all agree on. They're coming to Richmond,
1:55.5	Whitney, 51, Andrew, 49, and Claire, 14. They're friendly coming. That's nice. Me and
2:03.8	Dick Gaffigan and all the people that are considered relatively clean slash normal.
2:08.4	Right. Yeah. Not too eccentric. There was so much. Let's start. No, Claire was constant.
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