4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2017
⏱️ 48 minutes
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In this week's episode, we get really exasperated with a super dumb movie: the 2008 Bradley Cooper film "Midnight Meat Train." Special topics for your consideration include: Clive Barker's writing prowess, the truth about citizen's arrests, alternate titles for this movie, who Joey Lawrence may have become when he grew up, wretched effects and a variety of meat-based puns and jokes.
Did you miss our other Clive Barker film? If so, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser." And since we've only done one other Clive Barker film, why not go watch the actress who plays Maya redeem herself in the 2009 film "Trick r Treat" and then listen to our episode about it, number 68.
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0:00.0 | You see, Alan, I'd rather live in his world than live without him in mine. |
0:17.1 | Meat, meat world. |
0:19.5 | Who? |
0:20.6 | Who farted? |
0:22.5 | Who would you rather live with than their world? |
0:24.5 | Well, he's leaving on this midnight meat train to Georgia. |
0:30.5 | God, how good is Gladys? |
0:32.9 | She's phenomenal. |
0:34.1 | How bad is this fucking movie? |
0:38.1 | The Pips are great too. Oh, love the Pips. She's not. Phenomenal. How bad is this fucking movie? The Pips are great too. |
0:39.5 | Oh, love the Pips. |
0:40.9 | She's not doing it without the Pips. |
0:42.3 | I'll tell you what. |
0:44.2 | Katie. |
0:46.4 | I'm Alan. |
0:48.8 | Pleasure to meet, |
0:51.3 | train you. |
0:53.2 | Come on ride the train. |
0:55.0 | Boop, |
0:55.2 | choo-choo. |
0:58.5 | There's a lot of |
0:59.3 | the jokes we could make |
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