Episode #15 - Mental Savages

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about taking his daughter to her first concert at Madison Square Garden, the kid in the crowd who drove him nuts there, and being inspired by Jelly Roll. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee going to see Anthony Jeselnik, what Joey would do right now if he was 30 years old, and what Joey hopes people take from the podcast.

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0:15.7	I was wondering if you have like a pre-show routine like if you did like as I like sometimes I'll dance around like I stretch a little bit before I go on I don't it's not something I like planned on doing but I just noticed it's something that I'd tend to do a lot
0:21.8	I don't know if you I didn't know if you had anything like that you do
0:24.0	because you just warm like that you do. You just warming up. You were around me for years.
0:26.0	You know what I do, huh?
0:28.0	What what the fucking questions?
0:30.0	What's happened you savages, it's Tuesday, the 12th of December, the check-in is brought to you by my favorite, the freeze pipe. You need a little something to get you to the holiday family reunions, we all do.
0:44.0	Freese Pipe want you to smoke and say big with their holiday sales that are running now until Christmas.
0:51.0	This is the way you get Grand grandma present, the neighborhood cop, the delivery
0:55.7	guy, get them all little bongs. Perfect for anybody who's tired of harsh smoke and coughing all the time.
1:02.2	Freeze pipe makes freezable pipes, bubblers, bongs, more than cooled down smoke by over 300 degrees.
1:10.0	Me, I love freeze pipe guys.
1:12.4	Right now I'm smoking like one of the many buns that they sent me,
1:16.0	and I love it.
1:17.0	All you gotta do is put the glycerin chamber in the freezer for an hour,
1:21.0	and when you're ready to get down, pull out put it in take a hit of that bong and
1:26.1	boom nothing but icy clouds to hell with snoop dog you can even keep the glistering
1:31.6	chamber in the freezer the whole time.
1:34.1	You'll never have to wait.
1:35.6	So do yourself a favor.
1:37.4	Right now you're scratching your head.
1:39.0	What do I get this guy?
1:40.0	What do I?
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