I'm Nabasas the production of I Heart Radio.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization

or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 686.lv1106, certificate number 21432.

Killer Rabbit.

What behind the rabbit?

You silly sod.

You go as old as you worked up.

There's no ordinary rabbit that's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered

rodent you ever see eyes on.

Killer Rabbit.

Killer Rabbit.

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