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🗓️ 17 February 2015
⏱️ 79 minutes
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1:11.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast on the left. |
1:18.0 | That's one of the cannibalism started. What was that? |
1:28.0 | How was your night? Good, dude, good. Yeah, just did a couple of shows and then I watched the returns and everyone is very sad. |
1:34.0 | Oh, is that the zombie one? |
1:37.0 | Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, what's the return election? |
1:42.0 | There was a election. Oh, yeah, so we lost. No one won. No one lost. It doesn't matter. |
1:50.0 | It was this country's been fought and fucking sold. But so long time ago. I don't care what anybody says. |
1:57.0 | We are all a part of an end game that has been played out and started with George Washington's fucking wet dream 29,000. You never came. I'm just saying George Washington never ejaculated elections aren't real. |
2:09.0 | If you vote, you're just it's good exercise. I voted for the sticker. I voted and I got a sticker that said I voted and then it was a conversation starter with ladies at the bar. |
2:19.0 | I did not vote. Yeah, well, then you don't get a sticker and then you don't know what to talk about with the ladies at the bar. |
2:24.0 | But the problems with the sticker is then they go like, ah, see you voted. You're mostly getting just like mailmen and like guides that used to be senators. |
2:30.0 | Yeah, that's right. I remember when I used to count on a vote and they always disappointed me. |
2:35.0 | Yeah, and then they go and they sniff your snick or they sniff on your sticker and they remember the good time. |
2:40.0 | Yeah, yeah, smell that sticker glue. It smells like 1976. |
2:45.0 | This country is doomed. It doesn't matter that we've already there are several layers of secret governments that are working with black up operations that are controlling democracies all over the entire globe. |
2:56.0 | It is interesting. They actually talk about a lot of the announcers are just like most of the corporate money that came in or the individual pack money that came into these states are from out of the states. |
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