No, fuck you.

Seriously.

Seriously. Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Sunday, the 17th of July 2011.

My name's Darren.

I've got the beautiful Matthew here with me in the place, ready to record.

We're going to bring you a stonking show today.

All our usual stuff we'll talk about, what we've been playing, and we've got some news.

We've got a sexy quiz,

we have a chart, DLC, in no particular order, and a very, very entertaining Twitter section this week and could possibly be one of the longest one that we've ever had, so strap yourself in for that, boys and girls.

So without further ado, kick back, relax, and enjoy.

Episode 147 of the Midlife Game Podcasts.

Matthew, you're a smiley, happy, chappy.

What have you been up to?

What haven't I been up to?

I don't know. You're going to tell me now, aren't you?

Do you know about my video games or my extracurricular?

Video games? Extracurricular comes later. Okay. Okay, it's going to be the last time I'm going to speak about it because I've been going on about it for weeks now, but I've finally finished. No, we're not in the peggle world again. Infamous 2. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm so glad. I'm so glad I gave that game what it needed.

I'm glad that I got out of whatever funkai that I was in when I played that game. Because at the end of that game, again, I'm going to stand by my thought that I don't know what's going on. By the end of I didn't know what was going on, I understood there was a threat and that we were going to do something about it. So there was imminent danger and you were just going around doing your stuff.

Yeah, yeah. But that whole end bit, that whole end bit is pretty, from a gameplay point of

view, is pretty, it's pretty fantastic. Some of the things that you find yourself doing as

Cole in that world, you feel like more

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