Fak pain, heartbreak, I'm still in love with life. From the multicultural headquarters of the future capital of the free-thinking states of America known as Los Angeles,

this is the Drunken M takes care of business and quick order during her first one championship out.

It was great.

But that's not all.

We'll also discuss the vile folks that always seem to be just joking.

Golden Dildos are the Bible,

and what kind of comic crime must you have committed

to find yourself being bitch-slapped by a seal with an octopus?

We don't have the answer.

And now, asking you all to spread the words that corporations are not persons, I'm

Rich Evers.

And my partner in crime, the savage philosopher and middle figure of the gods,

Danieli Bolelli. As we invite you to lower the lights, batten down the hatches,

and prepare to open your mind. For Drunkendows Podcast begins now.

And now introducing her opponent out of the red corner.

She is a mixed- artist standing at 164 centimeters tall,

trading out of Fight Science MMA, representing Cambodia.

Give it up for sovereign!

And!

That she is.

Welcome back everybody.

Another fine episode, exciting episode of the Drunken Towers Podcast,

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