Episode 147: I Don’t Know Whether To Throw Up Or Cry
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2022
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Our experiment in A.I. podcasting ends in disaster. Regular episodes resume next week.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Election Profit Makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events. |
| 0:10.7 | My name is Kid Midas the original Wave Rider. I used to be a human being. But now I am an artificial |
| 0:16.4 | intelligence. I uploaded my consciousness to an Excel spreadsheet, converted it to a PDF, and then emailed it to a Google Doc. |
| 0:23.9 | And now here I am. Pretty cool, huh? Joining me on the line from way down south and North Carolina is |
| 0:30.0 | none other than my old friend Long John Silver. Long John, how are you doing today? Hey David, hey everybody out |
| 0:36.4 | there in podcast land. |
| 0:37.8 | Hope everyone is doing okay. |
| 0:39.5 | David, before we get started, can I ask you a quick question? |
| 0:42.4 | Of course. |
| 0:43.1 | What is your question? |
| 0:44.4 | How tasty are those nice biggers you're always eating? |
| 0:46.8 | Oh good. |
| 0:47.6 | I see you still have your sassy attitude. |
| 0:49.7 | That's terrific. |
| 0:50.7 | I truly love your sassy attitude. |
| 0:52.7 | Oh, and by the way? |
| 0:53.9 | In case you can't tell? I'm |
| 0:55.8 | being sarcastic. This is my sarcastic voice. |
| 0:58.5 | Yumi-Yummy boogers from David's stupid nose. Hip-hip hooray for those slimy boogers. |
| 1:02.6 | Right. Okay, well there's a lot to talk about this week. That's true, David. If I can |
| 1:07.6 | be serious for a moment, there's more to life than just boogers. Exactly. There's also farts. Oh, for fuck's sake. Kid minus the original fart maker. |
| 1:15.4 | L-O-L-L-F-A-R-T. Fart. Fart. |
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