Episode 147- Critters (1986)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2017
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we spend a lot of time espousing views on topics that are totally unrelated to the movie at hand: the 1986 film "Critters." Special topics for your consideration include: the morality of lying to your children about Santa Claus, small-monster movies that we love, Dee Wallace: the best 80s mom there is, the wide world of rom coms, name checking (and checking and checking) M. Emmett Walsh and the tricks of radio editing!
Want to hear our episodes on other movies with small monsters? Check out Episode 38- "The Gate", Episode 114- "Gremlins" and just for fun, an episode with a big monster: Episode 5- "The Godmonster of Indian Flats."
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Katie. |
| 0:12.3 | Hey, Alan. |
| 0:14.5 | You want to go to space? |
| 0:16.4 | Me. |
| 0:17.1 | You want to go to space with me? |
| 0:18.0 | Me. |
| 0:19.0 | You want to go to a prison asteroid? |
| 0:20.7 | No. You want to go to a prison asteroid? No. |
| 0:21.8 | You want to go to a prison asteroid run by a man that gulls like a marshmallow in a wheelchair? |
| 0:25.7 | Well, you mean that Star Trek, the next generation thing, |
| 0:27.9 | of just like putting something on their forehead? |
| 0:30.8 | Welcome to another episode of Werewolf Ambulance. |
| 0:33.2 | I'm Katie. |
| 0:33.7 | I'm Alan. |
| 0:34.3 | Hey. |
| 0:35.3 | Hey. |
| 0:35.9 | Hey. Hey. Hey. We're here to talk about 1986 film Critters. |
| 0:43.4 | Indeed. |
| 0:44.4 | You know, like Gremlins, but different. |
| 0:46.7 | It's gritters. |
| 0:49.8 | They claim that it was written before Gremlins came out. |
| 0:53.1 | I was supposed to say Cremlins, but I guess that's probably a different movie. |
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