We've endorsed J.P., right?

J.D. Mandel, and he's doing great.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on current events and political outcomes.

My name is Kid Midas, the original wave rider, and I'm joined on the line from way down south in North Carolina

by the one and only Long John Silver, Johnny, can you hear me?

Johnny, are you there and can you hear me?

Johnny, is there a microphone or computer or headphone issue I should be aware of, Johnny?

Oh, I just remember John's off this week.

No Johnny this week.

Johnny's on spring break and he's left Kit Midas all alone to do the podcast by himself.

So here I sit brokenhearted.

My co-host has departed and I'm all alone and I haven't even started and the audience thinks this guy stinks.

But don't worry, we're going to have a good time.

Even though it's a solo hosting week,

I'm going to do my best to keep you entertained and informed, I would say, educated. I'm going to

keep you infotained and edutained, infotained and edutained. That's my promise to you. There's a lot to

go over because, after all, every week, more bullshit happens and it's the job of a political podcast to address said happenings, however glancingly.

So that's what we're going to do.

Think of this as a regular episode of election profit makers, just a little less special and a little less

entertaining, because there's no Johnny. There's no long John Silver. System booting up. Hold

for authentication. What? Beboop. Um, authentication successful. What's happening? Robot voice is now

activated. Artificial intelligence protocol B39444 is now engaged.

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