You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like jazz yet there's a spooky surprise

And the book cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies The Dead Pilot Society

Listeners, Hey, Dead Pilot Society listeners, it's Andrew Reich, bringing you another special episode for Max Fun Drive.

This is going to be our last episode of Max Fun Drive 2024. It's my last chance to convince you to go to

maximum fun.org slash join and become a member or upgrade or boost your membership. On today's episode,

I talked to three of Maximum Funds stars. Jay Keith Van Stratton of GoFact Yourself,

Jordan Morris of Jordan Jesse Go and Free With Ads and John Moe of Depression Mode and

sleeping with celebrities.

These are Titans of Maximum Fun.

Here was the concept.

Here's the concept for this episode.

You know, Dead Pilots Society brings you scripted comedy pilots that were sold to networks and streamers, but never made.

But in the television world, there's another alternate universe, and that's the universe of unscripted pilots.

I'm talking about game shows, reality shows, talk shows.

So I put the word out to other Max Fun hosts to see if anyone had a story about a dead unscripted pilot.

And these three esteemed gentlemen raised their hands, and we had the conversation you're about to hear.

It went to some very unexpected places.

You know, there's monkeys, there's NPR, there's retirement homes.

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