Omnibus is the production of I Heart Radio.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule. This is the Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 238.jb4021.

Certificate number 37768.

Cocaine hippos.

Disney movies have told me that when you're drunk you see elephants.

Pink, pink, red, pink, so presumably when you're out of your mind on coke,

you see white hippos, white powdery hippos dancing through your dreams.

Dancing with tutus.

Exactly. It's all for East Disney stuff all the way down.

This is our second show about hippos.

I just realized.

We talked about them in the Megafana episode.

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