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Yeah, when last we left ye heroes, Remy the Kinkoo Fighter, test the Coball Ranger,

Greckles the Kinkoo Rogue, Borky the Ork Barbarian, panic the tiefling bard,

and a new salty sailor named Seca the Fireganassimunk. The party went to the Coral Citadel to discover

that the Queen Azone had been murdered by a legion, including a Kraken and yield only of water.

Seeing fit to go rescue the princess of the elemental plane of water, Glacier,

the party began to swim towards the Abyssal Trench, the hideout place of the Oni,

but upon their way in making a dome of impenetrable strength,

the party accidentally damaged a ship that had fallen into the elemental plane of water,

the Hyperion led by Yield Captain Bowwark, saving the crew and making friends,

the party now aboard the Hyperion set sail towards the Abyssal Trench,

but who knows what dangerous secrets lie beneath the ocean depths of the elemental plane of water,

and now we return as Monty drinks her tea because that was really rough on my throat.

Hey, that was actually really, really good. I'm going to come back and cut that out so I can

just use that as my new ringtone. That's the whole thing. When last we left our heroes,

when last we left good alarm. No, not a text message. All righty, so give me half a second

here because again, Roll 20 loves, just loves to destroy my audio files here, so we're going

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