Episode 140: BONUS! A Diva’s Christmas Carol

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Merry merry, Mary! This week's Matreon episode is a surprise Christmas open skate for all of our Mary's as we revisit a VH1 production of A Christmas Carol from 2000 starring Drag Race alum Vanessa Williams as the titular diva Ebony Scrooge. The movie is a total cheese log, but it's worth it for an oddly sexy Bob Crachett, some lukewarm acting from Chilli as this version's Marley, Kathy Griffin with her old nose as the Ghost of Christmas Past, and the seductive musical stylings of Desire. ("Heartquake" is guaranteed to get your sleigh bells jingling this holiday season, Mary!) Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) Colin: @colindrucker (Twitter) www.alrightmary.com

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0:00.0	The All right Mary.
0:15.0	Check out, Marley.
0:19.0	Yeah, Ebony can barely keep up with Terry.
0:22.0	Oh. can barely keep up with Terry. I bet that looks coming back any second, don't you?
0:27.0	If we're not careful, I just might. Do I feel a heart? This is critical.
0:34.0	How much can I take?
0:36.0	It's so electrical.
0:38.0	No that is a heart weight.
0:40.0	There was a stranger.
0:42.0	Is somebody moonwalks? I'm going to lose my lunch.
0:45.0	You know, I'm going to lose my lunch.
0:47.0	You know, I wish you'd I wore it out. I mean that's why I was so excited to get this
0:58.8	gig tour with the one and only ebony. I mean come on tell me you didn't love this. I had the 12 inch
1:09.8	single. You can can I take?
1:14.0	You can't be serious.
1:15.0	There must be some mistake.
1:18.0	Am I delirious?
1:20.0	So do I feel a heart quake?
1:22.0	This is critical.
1:24.0	How much can I take?
1:26.0	It's so electrical.
1:28.0	I know that it's a heart quake.
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