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Let's get to it.

Thank you. your host, Mandy Slutsker. Let's get to it. Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode 14. I am here with one Miss Katie Riddle.

Hi, everyone. You're becoming a regular I know so Katie and I set on an

adventure that began on Thursday when I had a missed call from her I was at work and I call her

and she says what are you doing on Saturday and I respond I don't back and she says, what are you doing on Saturday? And I respond, I don't know.

And she's like, check your phone.

So I check and there's a text message that is just a screenshot of her Instagram

looking at Lisa Vanderpump who says that she has a rosé signing event in Philadelphia,

Pennsylvania. Katie, where do we live? We live in Washington, D.C. And the craziest why she

thinks is probably weird is because I just signed up for Instagram

literally two weeks ago.

And I only follow HAL's Wives and the Kardashians and any Bravo related person.

So when I saw this, it was like jackpot.

So I'm like, oh, obviously we, yes, yes, I'm in. We have to go. So, uh, we, I,

within like 30 seconds, I book a car. So today is Saturday. The big day. We get up. We shower.

We get ready. Hold on. We are literally calling each other deciding, what are you going to wear?

Should I wear my fascinator?

Like the headband, like, you know, the royals wear to their weddings. I have a pink one. I was really going to wear it. And buy T-shirts, rosé all day. Oh, yeah. We were, like, fully committed. Fully committed. I had this like special lipstick only for Lisa Vanderpump.

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